Getting into Stefan Molyneux levels of breeder fetish egg fixations, too.

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  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    11 days ago

    I'd love to go to Mars and live in a shitty bunker while my lungs get shredded by irradiated razor sharp dust

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      say-the-line-bart-1

      say-the-line-bart-2 "We will figure it out when we get there. Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Where is your sense of adventure? You think SpaceX didn't already account for that?"

      • kittin [he/him]
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        11 days ago

        Any competent engineer would have accounted for such a basic and obvious threat to life in space and mars such as radiation. Therefore no further inquiry is required we can just give him the benefit of the doubt.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          11 days ago

          I even saw a bazinga webcomic that mocked the idea of radiation being a problem by having the "command center" at SpaceX(tm)(r) announce "someone on the internet brought up radiation! We forgot about the radiation, everyone! Stop everything!"

          The only thing that didn't make that joke actually real was the stopping everything part.

          • VILenin [he/him]M
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            11 days ago

            It really all just boils down to “how DARE you question your betters” doesn’t it?

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    11 days ago

    The whole eggs/fertility thing is really based on a huge (and largely deliberate) misunderstanding of reproductive biology and how ovarian follicles work and die. You're essentially at peak fertility at 30, most of the eggs die off before age 5.

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    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      I think a lot of egg-o-maniacs kelly cherry-pick the data to fit what they already believe so they can have the strongest possible case to creep on children.

    • destroyamerica@lemmygrad.ml
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      11 days ago

      holy hell I figured the right wingers were creepy with "peak fertility" being like 20 and was just an excuse to have weird desires to sleep with women half their age but they were off by a decade!!!???

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      So did I, until this particular breeding fetish vampire started egg-talking.

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    11 days ago

    It's so funny that the logical conclusion of this guy's life is Starlink satellites inevitably causing Kessler syndrome and preventing humans space exploration.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      berdly-actually "Starlink" bazinga satellites are low-earth orbit, which means they'll burn up in the near future... which means more launches are constantly needed to maintain the bazinga satellite network for even more waste production and carbon dumping. The future!

      • iridaniotter [she/her]
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        11 days ago

        I prefer to dream big. Eternal night sky pollution with 20 TW geosynchronous powersats please. Death to Earth based astronomy, or something. qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          11 days ago

          Sounds a lot like what lord-bezos-amused had in mind after going up into space and coming up with... stuff, instead of the usual humility and newfound sense of care for the planet.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              hexagon
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              11 days ago

              A whole lot of technological things would be cool and good if they weren't entrusted to the worst possible people for the worst possible reasons.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      I think the Star Citizen grift fascinates me because it's a miniature version of the my-hero grift empire, from bullshit promises to fascist ideology baked right in.

      • batsforpeace [any, any]
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        10 days ago

        I'm not as familiar with the Star Citizen situation aside from the posts about it on here but it's also funny how those devs are football-lucy the whales for such a long time now, and yeah Musk has been getting away with it for decades.. low priced electric cars, self driving cars, sentient AI, Mars colony, you name it, the techbros were the biggest marks for it as usual

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      He doesn't know or care but he wants to keep reaching for that high score.

      It also doesn't matter how many of his own kids rightfully hate him. Just keep going for that high score, like a fucking bacteria colony.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    11 days ago

    I want him to be confident enough that him and his six richest friends go early on

  • VILenin [he/him]M
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    11 days ago

    4 years

    Wow, in my lifetime the Mars LandingsTM have gone from being perpetually 20 years away, to perpetually 10 years away, to perpetually 4 years away. Truly impressive!

    I wonder if we’ll be down to perpetually 2 years away in 10 years!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      King Bazinga himself has openly admitted how excited he would be to have no pesky Earth laws to restrict him.

      He may be still too much of a coward to actually hop onto one of his bazinga rockets, but he certainly would enjoy the ultimate Little St. James experience if it was available to him. epsteingelion

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      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        11 days ago

        How did that quote not be sus to anyone? Like that seriously implies that there is an earth law he wants to break, but he is smart enough to know not even he can get away with criticizing that earth law.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          11 days ago

          Considering his "just joking... unless" tweets years back about wanting one of his companies to develop "genetically engineered catgirls for domestic use" it's more Schrodinger's Asshole as always. JB-shining-aggro

      • VILenin [he/him]M
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        11 days ago

        I genuinely believe the entirety of SpaceX only exists because he wants to be free from any semblance of consequences for SA

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          11 days ago

          That's the usual actual billionaire motivation for "spacesteading:" to be even further from consequences than "seasteading" even if they failed at that already.

          • VILenin [he/him]M
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            11 days ago

            I hope his first class spaceship accidentally sets a course straight for the sun, communication from Earth gets cut off, and there’s nothing he or his billionaire friends can do as they’re slowly incinerated

  • plinky [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    Moon is right there, and have same conditions (no magnetic field, no atmosphere, carcinogenic dust)

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      11 days ago

      It's not a treats-derived Science Victory meme the way Mars is, which is probably why it isn't romanticized the same way (and doesn't inspire venture capital and government subsidies).

      • plinky [he/him]
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        11 days ago

        Putting nukes on the moon will probably be first case of building something there deeper-sadness

        Or maybe pog telescope meow-fiesta

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    11 days ago

    I bet Musk creates a weapons program before he lands on Mars. If he wants to be emperor of Mars he'll need a threat in order to prevent rebellion and the colony declaring independence from him the moment it gains any kind of self sufficiency.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    11 days ago

    metabolically

    I think King Bazinga meant "metaphorically" but anyone that would correct him would get fired.

  • Tomboymoder [she/her, it/its]
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    11 days ago

    The idea of leaving earth and living on some isolated colony in the middle of space lightyears away from where literally everyone in all of human history has lived and died is so fucking terrifying.
    Like...we have astronauts stuck on the fucking ISS, no way in hell I am flying off to some entirely different astronomic body with the current state of space travel.

    • huf [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      we couldnt even build a working self-supporting base in antarctica, and that's super easy mode compared to space...

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    11 days ago

    Longest [REDACTED] comment ever. Just plug in your own thoughts on adventurism here.