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  • hypercracker
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    4 months ago

    All dog ownership should be banned. Humans are straight up not responsible enough to be entrusted with this.

      • pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]
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        4 months ago

        I think this opinion is shared by every dogless person who has ever lived in an apartment complex.

        no really it's great not being able to step into my own backyard without sending my neighbors' poorly socialized and trained dogs into a non-stop paroxysm of barking

      • hypercracker
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        edit-2
        4 months ago

        Every morning I walk down the stairwell and see a fresh puddle of dog piss in the same spot. Sometimes there will also be a fresh pile of dog shit too! Mercifully none of our neighbors have dogs that bark endlessly but that was a fucking plague in the building we used to live in.

        • sexywheat [none/use name]
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          4 months ago

          I sure did love living in a wood apartment building built circa 1960 with 3 (THREE) big ass dogs directly above my head at all hours of the day.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      4 months ago

      I think we found one of hexbear's most controversial opinions thus far!

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      4 months ago

      Only individual dog ownership.

      Permit for having a dog must require a training course, plus at least 3 people in the housing unit.

      • hypercracker
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        4 months ago

        white people love dogs, if I had tossed out this take at the last housewarming party I went to I would have been physically torn to shreds by a pack of jackals