opposide [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agoTrump is very visibly struggling to breathe mere minutes after arriving back to the White Houseexternal-linkmessage-square92 fedilinkarrow-up1176
arrow-up1176external-linkTrump is very visibly struggling to breathe mere minutes after arriving back to the White Houseopposide [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square92 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareBalkinbalkans [he/him]hexbear96·4 years agoIf his last words are "I can't breathe," then it's undeniable proof that reality is a giant joke. link
minus-squareChapo0114 [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear49·4 years agoI will cease being an atheist and become a dystheist/misotheist that very day. link
minus-squarehogposting [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear19·4 years agomesotheliomist is when you worship asbestos link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear12·4 years agocommunion at the mesotheliomist congregation is a lot more problematic than amongst the misotheists. link
minus-squareziper1221 [none/use name,comrade/them]hexbear3·4 years agoIs Jesus' body stable up to 1200 degrees? link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear2·4 years agoi assume yes, from a theological standpoint. imagine if you will, a theoretical visit to the hellfires by jesus. would jesus burn in hellfire? link
minus-squareziper1221 [none/use name,comrade/them]hexbear2·4 years agoThat depends on if he has his asbestos robes. link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear2·4 years agolittle known fact: jesus could only walk on water because he wore special sandals with duckies on the sides link
If his last words are "I can't breathe," then it's undeniable proof that reality is a giant joke.
I will cease being an atheist and become a dystheist/misotheist that very day.
misotheist is when you worship miso soup
mesotheliomist is when you worship asbestos
communion at the mesotheliomist congregation is a lot more problematic than amongst the misotheists.
Is Jesus' body stable up to 1200 degrees?
i assume yes, from a theological standpoint.
imagine if you will, a theoretical visit to the hellfires by jesus. would jesus burn in hellfire?
That depends on if he has his asbestos robes.
little known fact: jesus could only walk on water because he wore special sandals with duckies on the sides
isn't everyone misotheist then