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Those tentacles definitely went up his butt. Johnny storm has cannonically had anal sex.
That's unironically badass, I love that a lot
I do think it's a little unrealistic that they'd already be in a relationship before the "how do we fuck" conversation happened though. If I ever meet any aliens that's gonna be in the first ten questions I ask them. Not necessarily because I want to fuck them (but I might) but because that's just a basic thing to establish about how they work. How do you communicate, breathe, eat, reproduce I think is probably roughly the order that I'd ask those questions in.
Also some animals here on earth get real freaky with reproduction and before I entered a relationship I'd want to make sure my partner doesn't expect me to violently tear open their abdomen in order to satisfy them or something, that might be a dealbreaker for me
You're an explorer.
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Damn smooth there.
Looks like one of those cambrian explosion animals like anomolicaris or something
I mean, it's not that hard to figure out
Humankind has been figuring out ways to jork peanuts for as long as we've existed
Gotta applaud them for not going the lazy captain kirk route and having it be a
alien lady painted green with antennas.Or end up with that green lantern shitshow where hal refused to sleep with an underaged alien. She then aged herself using the ring then he slept with
I have to show them I'm not a Child Molester
is definitely a sentence I didn't think I'd see in a comic, to be perfectly honest with you
Ive got more..... so much more. I have parsed forbidden knowledge
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