• Awoo [she/her]
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    1 day ago

    Should've thrown a pager at him instead of a shoe

    • 12022081631 [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      when they arrest you for making credible threats be sure to smugly point out that every accusation is an admission. the judge will probably let you off scot free

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        1 day ago

        I'd have relied on "have" being past tense but cheers, won't do anything for 2million dead iraqis if it happens tomorrow unfortunately.