I don't think every ELO~N cultist is a bot, far from it. Way before this shit was going on, the sales pitch of "humans must become an interplanetary species" was almost 14 words levels of repetitive and consistent among the true believers as a sort of passphrase.

  • Thallo [love/loves]
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    1 hour ago

    I love that despite constantly clearing the bar to post in the dunk tank, you choose to post in the dredge tank.

    It's a matter of principle.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 hour ago

      Until I'm certain what actually belongs in the Drej Tank, I usually use it for "not trump-moist or my-hero but maybe their stans, glazers, or other boosters."

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 hours ago

      evrart "I'm a very busy man and, more importantly, I don't like being compared to the Corporation, even though this clearly isn't a Union versus Corporation situation here. Everyone is just pals here."

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 hours ago

    Who actually believes elon is ever getting to Mars? Who are these people?

    I get how big the PR campaign was like over 10 years ago to promote this huckster as "le ebic real life Tony Starks." But that was a long time ago. Who's still buying into this?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 hours ago

      Who's still buying into this?

      I think there's significant overlap with the similar brainworms that go into Star Citizen true believers: in both cases, they want a rapture-like escape away from their current lives, and they're paid enough by their corporate masters to think they're too smart to be wrong (and not to think too much about uncomfortable things, like maybe their corporate masters might be wrong).

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          3 hours ago

          Both grifters, Chris Roberts and ELO~N alike, peddle to human vulnerability and dreams and yearning. It hurts because I did have a childhood wonder about the cosmos and a fantasy of somehow getting out there to explore it.

  • hypercracker [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    Microsoft is resurrecting Three Mile Island to bring you twice as many of these comments with three times as much variety

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      6 hours ago

      bring you twice as many of these comments with three times as much variety

      It just works. todd

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    edit-2
    6 hours ago

    A lot of places in the global south have high birth rates, so Elon can take comfort in that. After all, it's not like skin color has anything to do with his concerns. It's all about the continuation of humanity.

    Right?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      6 hours ago

      A lot of places in the global south have high birth rates, so Elon can take comfort in that. After all, it's not like skin color has anything to do with his concerns, right? It's all about the continuation of humanity.

      anakin-padme-2

      my-hero

      anakin-padme-4

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    Elon is securing white supremacy in the futurehitler-detector

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    6 hours ago

    Anything and everything must be done about "future population problems" as long the rich keep getting richer faster. Also, DEI/wokeness/whatever-chuds-come-up-with-next-for-the-idea-of-caring-too-much is a greater threat to civilization than climate collapse.

    O Drej Queen of the Drej Tank, what would happen if the rich didn't get richer faster?! porky-scared

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