I will keep pressing it until I am among the chosen ones

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Sorry, but making people fart is authoritarianism.

How can a better world be possible if i comes with the risk of making someone poop themselves. Did you all stop and think that maybe those ten people had a lot to drink the night before and ate a bunch of beans and have IBS?

i hold the button down for every waking hour

hell, i sleep upon the button

billions must fart

Karate chop that b.

Only if I'm one of the 10.

I'd press it if one of the people were Obama

No, the fart is big enough to single-handledly cause climate disaster that not even communists can fix. Earth is doomed.

I'm making a mechanical autoclicker that'll spam the button until it or the button breaks.

How big are these farts? How much methane gas is produced? I don't want to contribute to climate change.

How big? Like a sizable explosion?

Yes only if a wall is being blown out at bare minimum.

Hope it feels like a massive relief random lucky people.