Wrong, he tried to shoot us with the Havana syndrome ray, but we held up a mirror and got him
I think we won the invasion of Grenada, so that's one America can be proud of.
Then how do you explain that Joe Biden is currently 142 years old?
Check. Mate.
“The fall in life expectancy magically began decades ago and cannot be blamed on anything or anyone, it’s just simply a fact of life in the best of all possible worlds, also known as the USA.” — liberals
Yeah but no one is trying to stop that, so it isn't technically a failure
Stopping COVID. Although there wasn’t much of an effort there.
Pete ain’t doing too well with them trains.
To be fair, he had about as much experience with transportation management as most of us do when he got the job.
Could any of us really done any better?
Yes I would’ve just hit the build hslr button because plans have already been put in place all over the country. They just need funding.
Now watch as the media spins this into "Good ol Joe still got that fire" lmao
I thought he would for sure die of natural causes during his presidential term but I turned out to be wrong. There's always a next time though.
He’s so bad at this. No wonder they barely let him say anything in public.
He has always been utter shit, now he is utter shit with dementia
Yeah, Obummer picked him because he was an old man southern democrat racist who would help re-assure the white racist vote. He's always been an embarassing dipshit who somehow becomes hypercompetent when it's time to explore new vistas of human misery.
Bay of Pigs!
In all seriousness angry dementia Biden running around Washington screaming at everyone is a pretty funny timeline. If he wins they should turn him loose on the press
Prevent a ancient corpse-lich whose primary accomplishments in life are making everything worse from everyone from taking control of the US regime a critical moment in world history?
We fumbled that pretty hard.
An offering to cornpop. To forgive what cannot be forgiven
