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A clash in the South China Sea leads to nuclear war, but the aliens and dolphins don’t come afterwards.
China actually gets nuked and there is no runner-up for breaking the hegemony of the U.S. petrodollar.
Cultural genocide is perpetrated by the capitalists, turning us all into r/wallstreetbets users as every molecule on the planet is commodified.
The heat-death of the planet lumbers on unimpeded, and cockroaches conquer the earth after the great extinction event.
Cockroaches re-invent capitalism.
Speaking for myself, I know quite a bit about my Balkan/Bohemian blood but only because I had a mental break when I realized I didn't and felt compelled to rectify it. This is a good point, and I should have said 'Completes their cultural genocide!'
Theoretically there is a climate change case where the oceans go anoxic and release enough hydrogen sulfide in to wipe out all complex multicellular life on earth.
Not a big sweeping thing, but it's only a matter of time before someone on this board does some stupid terrorist shit and we all end up in unmarked FBI vans.
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just continues on this path, nothing done about climate change, people continually more crushed, further escalation of violence on anyone fleeing the countries that can no longer support life and at some point it all falls apart and under skies where the sun is blocked out by storms for weeks the species slowly the quickly dies. I'll drink billionaire blood before the end though
You wake up from a coma, everything is the same but about 5% worse
If by plausible, you mean that can (and will) happen, here are my super optimistic predictions.
- Europe will dissolve, and turn into a series of even more xenophobic states than they are now, which includes the UK as well.
- USA will balkanize, so will Brazil. Basically, massive ethnic/racial, political, and socio-economic divides that will worsen over time.
- Africa will descend into anarchy, and not the good kind; and will become uninhabitable.
- South East Asia has dozens of ethnicities, several religions, and poor economic conditions that will also cause this part of the world to fall into chaos. Also will become uninhabitable.
- Australia will keep being the xenophobic puppet of the USA.
- New Zealand will keep being Australia's puppet.
- India will have a civil war. You can't have 50% of nationalists, and no pushback at all. And if it somehow avoids that, a war will errupt between them and Pakistan over some petty shit. Also will be hit with massive refugee -waves because Bangladesh will simply cease to exist if water levels rise a few meters higher. And will become uninhabitable.
- China might survive despite all the shit going on, Russia might go deeper into failed state territory; or elect a communist government.
- The Levant will keep being plunged into civil wars. Iran might survive.
- The arabic peninsula will become hostile to human life.
- A good chunk of the Island nations will cease to exist, too bad the UK will still be around.
All the reasons are the ones we already know. Climate change creating, and worsening problems for mankind. Food and water supply, disease, mineral over-extraction, soil pollution, biodiversity death, natural catastrophes, water levels rise, end of Albedo effect, and so on. Everything I mentioned before will result in hundreds of millions dead, if not billions on the long term. There ya go champ, this doesn't get any more cursed than this.
Anprim gang wins, we return to monke, but only inside a giant matroyshka brain simulating 200 trillion individuals. The complex roams space, eating stars and smashing through planets, leaving a trail of pollution light centuries long.
Every time you understand one layer of theory, you are booted up to the next level of simulation. This continues ad infinitum, with the immortal science of Juche-syndicalism leading back into return to monke. The whole of humanity along with every civilization in the brains path cycles through these layers for billions of years, all waiting for Revered Overlord Xi to press the Socialism Button.
Masturbation is controlled and monetized
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