How do i win?

    • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      Here's what you're gunna' do. You're gunna' delete that threatening post you made. You're gunna' DM FearsomeJoeandmac. You're gunna' apologize to them inside that DM. You'll be genuine and heartfelt about it. Everything else about you is gunna' stay the same, except you're not gunna' interact with FearsomeJoeandmac again, you got it? As far as you're concerned you don't see their posts, you don't know about them. You just keep postin' along, maybe give them an upbear or two, should you feel the need.

      But I catch you threatening to them - or even if they're messaging you - you don't respond. You come to me. And I'd like some "yes sir" "thank you sir"-type cordiality in these interactions from now on.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    You need to learn Bajiquan from a 110 year old hermit master in China and use your skills to win the big chapo fightclub prize.

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    the only winning move is not to play

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    If you tell them that they are a deeply unserious person, they'll probably assume their life is in danger and flee.