1.Israel stupidly keeps attacking everyone and US weapons supply runs dry. They get destroyed by their victims retaliation.

2.China actually decides to do something.

3.Russia does that Simpsons bit where robot Lenin breaks out of his grave. But says "Haha joke!" And continues being shitty and capitalist.

4.Ukraine does something stupid and Nazi-coded to get attention from US senpai.

5.The US accidentally nukes itself.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    10 小时前

    Would be peak doomerisn if the current Communist Party of Russia managed a miracle and became head of government, only for them to be just as reactionary as the current government and just as capitalist.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 小时前

      They'd shoot themselves in the foot over and over again over hating trans people and other culture war key jangles.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        10 小时前

        Would be pretty funny for them to do that and then get couped by the former hardliner remnant party that did the 1991 coup (and is pro LGBT)

        • SadArtemis [she/her]
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          10 小时前

          former hardliner remnant party that did the 1991 coup (and is pro LGBT)

          NGL, hearing of this... some more hope for Russia and humanity restored.