Also - there's another problem. I actually watched a few seconds here or there of the trailer. It's surely Bait-and-Switch Phillips. I bet Lou Diamond Phillips is on screen for 90 seconds tops.
"Geezer teaser" is a pejorative term used to describe films, most often action films released direct-to-video and primarily distributed via video on demand (VOD), for which older, well-known male actors ("geezers") are billed in lead or co-lead roles and prominently featured (teased) in promotional material, but only appear sporadically during the film itself.
Also - there's another problem. I actually watched a few seconds here or there of the trailer. It's surely Bait-and-Switch Phillips. I bet Lou Diamond Phillips is on screen for 90 seconds tops.
Man's gotta eat and it ain't cheap being a Diamond
Shine on you teaser diamond
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I had to squash "geezer teaser" down to two syllables so the lyric would scan right.
Geezer teaser?