Why is the dude from 300 holding a vacuum cleaner while screaming?
Did some corporate committee somewhere make a big "brainstorm" list on a whiteboard and then come up with a plot that included as many brotastic bro concepts in one movie?
We made a movie that will never be canceled because it literally has no plot!
There's probably a cop who crossed the line, a veteran with a haunted past, and/or a career criminal that thought he was out until he was called in one last time...
There's probably a cop who crossed the line
Knowing Hollywood, the “crossed the line” is probably that all the woke SJW new training made the cop hesitate to shoot a black teenager, who takes advantage of his weakness to detonate a nuke that kills a hundred gazillion people.
These are the same suits that greenlighted a movie whose explicit message is that brown people in the Middle East need to be massacred
Scores of crackers hooting and hollering, clapping like seals at the murderfest on screen jerking each other off over LE EPIC TOUGH MEN MAKING HARD DECISIONS DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
Pain
Don't even get me started on "Death Wish." It was the Gambo of its time and hogs oinked at it accordingly.
I swear the Death Wish trope gets beaten more to death about every other month, and it’s 100% responsible for motivating the murder of minorities by self-appointed vigilantes - angry white men who’ve been wishing for so long for some brown people to come SA and murder their family so they could kill some minorities that they just murder a black guy using their driveway to turn around.
"Taken" was just a vaguely higher brow modernized Death Wish, and it was amazing chud propaganda.
Also - there's another problem. I actually watched a few seconds here or there of the trailer. It's surely Bait-and-Switch Phillips. I bet Lou Diamond Phillips is on screen for 90 seconds tops.
"Geezer teaser" is a pejorative term used to describe films, most often action films released direct-to-video and primarily distributed via video on demand (VOD), for which older, well-known male actors ("geezers") are billed in lead or co-lead roles and prominently featured (teased) in promotional material, but only appear sporadically during the film itself.
Shine on you teaser diamond
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I had to squash "geezer teaser" down to two syllables so the lyric would scan right.
Guns. Girls. Guys. Cars. No plot.
Kino is back on the menu guys, gals and enbys.
shit or somethin'...