ITT we express our love for America's most unfairly hated migratory bird. We love our fluffy earth-toned babies don't we folks? honk honk honk honk honk

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    4 years ago

    I remember these geese would always come to this field, tear it up, shit everywhere, and bite and intimidate anyone who dared get too close. Eventually I decided to just charge them head on, screaming at the top of my lungs, because fuck those feathered cunts.

    • agoddamncheeto [any]
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      4 years ago

      Fuck those aggressive assholes, they attack me when I’m just trying to run on the path around the lake. Like hey fuckers you have the whole park to eat grubs and shit everywhere you don’t get the path too.

      Maybe I’d feel different if they were endangered but they seem to be doing just fine chillin in our fake lakes in office parks and suburban lawns.