ITT we express our love for America's most unfairly hated migratory bird. We love our fluffy earth-toned babies don't we folks? honk honk honk honk honk
after yesteday's amazing "I should be able to eat the geese in the industrial park" post, I thought this was gonna be about how they taste
I haven't either but presumably yeah, it used to be a traditional christmas dinner
Vegans close your eyes:
I really want to try duck and goose but I've never been offered it and never think to go seek it out
duck's good especially with tart cherry or orange type sauces to cut the darker meat flavors
That sounds good af. The only meats I really ever eat are chicken, beef and lamb just because they're available, but I would like to try different ones. There is a place in Bmore that does a 3-slider combo with exotic meats like camel, wildebeest and crocodile, I should try it sometime.
Duck shouldn't be too hard to find, it's much fattier than chicken and way more delicious imo. At more upscale places you can pick how well done you want it, I'm not totally sure how this works health-wise, but I'm here for it.
The idea of medium rare poultry sounds kinda gross lol. I would definitely love to try well done dick though lol. What kind of places even serve duck? Or should I buy a duck and cook it myself?
did you type this up with your wings or did you use a honk-to-English voice2txt translator thing
shut up i am going to leave big green turds in your local office park
one year for christmas my partner at the time and I both got each other a plush canada goose without realising it was exactly what the other had gotten us
I love how they just tell cars to fuck off by crossing the road in a huge line on foot; such a power move when you could just fly
I'm Canadian, fuck Canada geese, they shit everywhere, attack people, and just generally suck.
Geese are a keystone species making them important in maintaining biodiversity and healthy ecosystems. It is believed by scientists that this central role in many environments is what makes them act like such huge assholes.
literally have never seen anyone wear Canada Goose besides chinese diaspora in Eastern Mass, like is the city of Quincy, MA singlehandedly keeping that company afloat or do you guys see those jackets in like NYC or Seattle or other places where you need a jacket in winter
I see them in DC but not Baltimore mostly worn by wypepo with money, especially blonde ones for some reason
As someone who goes to an Ivy League school, these are like the calling card for white sorority chicks. Also international rich dudes.
I remember these geese would always come to this field, tear it up, shit everywhere, and bite and intimidate anyone who dared get too close. Eventually I decided to just charge them head on, screaming at the top of my lungs, because fuck those feathered cunts.
Fuck those aggressive assholes, they attack me when I’m just trying to run on the path around the lake. Like hey fuckers you have the whole park to eat grubs and shit everywhere you don’t get the path too.
Maybe I’d feel different if they were endangered but they seem to be doing just fine chillin in our fake lakes in office parks and suburban lawns.
Where I’m from we call them either sky donkeys or cobra chickens
Every year, geese nest on the roof of the building I work in. I have watched coworkers get chased across the parking lot. As you walk up to the building in the morning, they look at you over the edge of the roof like defenders on the battlements of a castle. A friend swears she saw one turn around and try to poop on someone entering the building, and now I'm careful when I walk up to the building. I hate those fuckers. And it sucks, because I used to think it was so magical when they would fly overhead each spring and fall, just honking away in their V formations. But now they're everywhere and I hate them. What I'm saying is if we could eat them and cull their numbers a bit, I might like them again. That's the price of my appreciation.
