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  • VILenin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    They'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead

    • threshold [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      please please please let this happen.

      The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president!

    • chmos [any]
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      4 years ago

      You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      4 years ago

      Former President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml