If you have one war, they're an asshole; if you have seven wars, maybe you're the asshole.
Impossible because if that were the case then
AmericaUnited $$naKKKe$$ of AmeriKKKa would be an assholeAmeriKKKa is like a bottomless asshole, the biggest asshole in human history. The all-devouring asshole
Given the subject matter, you could say it's a prolapse in Maoist Standard English.
these countries only attack when i victimize this hostage i've taken for 70 years, making me the true victim
when the word "why" isn't in your vocabulary anymore
Death to America
Is there any reason these countries are attacking you? Any reason at all?
Strange how all these hornets are swarming me. Nature must hate jews.
How is the West Bank attacking Israel? Aren't there more pogroms and state-sanctioned vigilante violence against the inhabitants there?
Just one more front, trust me this time! One more front!
I'm sure the Serbs could've said the same about 30 years ago.
An easy way to avoid having your people shot at in foreign countries is to not send your people into those countries with tanks.