I'm gonna be a cath-splitter who asks things like "if Jesus was half man-half God, what happened to the God part of his foreskin? Is it here? Did a particularly shameful Pharisee wear it like Sauron's ring of power?

Or was it destroyed? Or perhaps he grabbed it and threw it in his pocket before he went to hell to confront Satan?"

I'm not sure how the Catholic institutions will be able to handle such things

  • GrouchoMarxist [comrade/them,use name]
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    4 years ago

    I prefer Leo Allatius' theory, that all parts of Christ ascended into heaven when he did, and that his foreskin became the rings around Saturn

    • SheetsOfLenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I was perhaps too lackadaisical during my christian upbringing. I missed out on such beautiful ontotheological discussions