buh [she/her] to

badposting • 21 days ago

It turns out “Beanis” was actually a kidney this whole time

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It turns out “Beanis” was actually a kidney this whole time

buh [she/her] to

badposting • 21 days ago

We’ve been lied to

Source: https://pch.health.wa.gov.au/~/media/Files/Hospitals/PCH/General-documents/Patients-and-Families/Health-facts/Solitary-Kidney-Care.pdf

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Luna [she/her, fae/faer]
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21 days ago
Kidney Beanis

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- infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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  21 days ago
  Kidney Beanis grew up and joined the Navy, and became Navy Beanis
  
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  - anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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    20 days ago
    
    Navy Bean
    
    now i want beanis in a cute lil sailor suite emoji
    
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