This motherfucker is completely sedentary and eats fast food everyday. He's fucking 74 years old like holy shit.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I thought the worst was supposed to hit right about now assuming they were honest about when he first tested positive

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        Cain was in decline for weeks. He didn't have experimental anti-viral fetus serum inside a week of contracting the virus.

        Trump's jacked full of steroids and the Capitan America drug.

        I seriously wonder if he dies of a heart attack or a stroke by the end of this. But for now he's fine.