Ben's next episode he goes on about how easy it is to make women cum, and how he does it all the time now
"hey is this newscast of Trump live? "
trump pauses mid ramble, shudders and gawps as a dark stain spreads across his pants
"yep."
Whoever I use it on, it'll be applied with finger guns.
I'd let everyone know I had it then arrest anyone who asks me to use it for anti volcel intentions
i'd give hillary her first orgasm in 30 years and maybe she'll shut the fuck up
This, but I'll go one better. It has to be something positive about socialism or they never cum.
Only after receiving emphatic, enthusiastic consent I suppose? 🤷🏼♀️
Incredibly difficult to believe Trump's never fucked, even if he's never done it consensually.
If I can control when people cum, then that must mean I can also control when they don't cum?
In that case Elon Musk will never cum ever ever again.
