It's the other way around. The more powerful the leftist, the faster their facial hair grows. Marx actually shaved every morning.

I derive power from my ass hair

Yes, it's why Bernie became a lib in the end, it's because he didn't grow a beard. If he had he'd be leading the protestors into the white house by now.

Leftists derive power from being encouraged to enjoy their bodies regardless of shape or follicle fortitude.

Nice try, Delilah