• a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If I ever lead my revolutionary brigade into a defeat, I want you to behead me with this after I commit seppuku.

    • kelptea [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      blades so dull the whole thing just vibrates like a giant tuning fork on impact

        • kelptea [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          you've got the blood of a true poster in you, comrade: the revolution will remember your sacrifice :fidel-salute:

  • p_sharikov [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I love how one of the blades doesn't even point in a useable direction.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    if someone stabbed me with this i would be mortally embarrassed. Imagine if this being how you die