babylonbee

Heartbreaking: The worst website you know just made a funny headline

The beauty of the USA is that anyone can be president. And when I mean anyone I mean a nepo baby born into politics money who isn't tied down by shit like being forced to work to eat and can campaign 7 days a week.

I felt that one in my soul. It was such a toss-up to get a day off at some old food service jobs. You could ask off a month or two ahead of time and your boss would just say f-you the week before.

The part that hit hardest was "Click here to view this article with reduced ads"

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous