Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
looking at the literal according to a lot of people creator of the universe:
"yea, i could take him, im built different."
You have to have a group of friends if you want to kill God that's like jrpg 101
My inner hustler wants to sell expensive spells to these people
Ah fuck, we had to be in the universe with vancian magic. Fuck it, I’ll be a barbarian
this is painfully cringe. somebody out there really thinks in these terms unironically. what a waste of a mind
Death to America
I'm much prefer Terry Pratchett's depiction of witches. Practical women, with a good sense to know that a little bit of "headology" goes quite far, and any real magic is too much of a bother to actually use. That convincing someone you've put a curse on them is far more effective than actually putting a curse on them.
Do you really want to summon seven generations of ancestors to fix someone's broken arm? Or do you want to put splint on it, wave your hand and mumble, so that the patient thinks that you've cast some spell of healing, and tell them to keep it in a sling for a few weeks?
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
He always makes the run to the moss seller in Undead Burg sewers first thing outta the asylum.
I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now
The glass of water I just drank is more likely to affect the outcome of the election than this shit. I hate idealism
Man what can be happening to do this surely Kamala hasn't sponsored any kind of genocide or anything that could bring down the threefold law.
Harry Potter and World of Warcraft have permanently sullied the minds of a very specific sort or person.
they should come work at the National Institute for the Technology of Witchcraft and Thaumaturgy
Dunno, but I just went on there out of curiosity, and there is a post from a person wearing a Kufiya and a free Palestine shirt proudly voting for Kamala, so I’ve got to conclude it’s a joke.
Like every single "ironic" subreddit, if it started out as a joke or just a place to chill it eventually got overrun with people who take it completely seriously.
Main character syndrome and its effects have been a disaster for whatever the fuck this kind of person is called
um they're a witch and you better watch what you say before they cast a spell on your magiphobic ass
I'm not scared, what's she gonna do? Take away my ability to dance? Jokes on her, a warlock already did that to me back in '06!
I know a witch who is probably doing this. She's also getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
sounds like a witch
