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Guamer [she/her] to badposting • 28 days ago

How would The Lord of the Rings be different if every character was gay?

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How would The Lord of the Rings be different if every character was gay?

Guamer [she/her] to badposting • 28 days ago
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  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    28 days ago

    same-picture

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  • UlyssesT
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    15 days ago

    deleted by creator

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      28 days ago

      The orcs were just fighting for their right to survive against the fascist elves, don't @ me.

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      • UlyssesT
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        15 days ago

        deleted by creator

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          28 days ago

          Funny, true, and good.

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        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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          28 days ago

          okay this is epic

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          • UlyssesT
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            15 days ago

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    28 days ago

    He doesn't know about second gay sex, pippin!

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  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    28 days ago

    big gay mordor orgy aka a mordorgy

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  • miz [any, any]
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    28 days ago

    The Butthole of Sauron

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  • Angel [any]
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    28 days ago

    Starring Ian McKellen as everyone

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  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    28 days ago

    Arwen Arnold

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  • Florn [they/them]
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    28 days ago

    Éowyn's ending would have been way less cringe, Galadriel would have been about the same, and Arwen just wouldn't be in the book

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    • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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      28 days ago

      Arwen and Eowyn would have ended up together, clearly.

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      • Florn [they/them]
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        28 days ago

        I would say they don't even know each other but she didn't know Faramir either so shrug-outta-hecks

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  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    28 days ago

    At one particular zine event I attended, someone did have LOTR yaoi.

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  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    28 days ago

    It would be pretty much exactly the same?

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