And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it's time for something new.
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There's no beating gleebozorx friend
Post aftonsparv and we'll really be cooking, bleep blorp (well drej is alien, fair enough)
Show
It's two sides of the same coin, but they are misleading: one is hostile and rough on the outside, but only has a wrench.
The other is cute and loving and cuddly, but mess with them and they got a gun (and a whole-ass fucking planet in their other hand).
I'm voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can't trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
Presidential debates are mostly shit-flinging which you surely have an advantage at.
Sorry UlyssesT, I'm going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
