Your ass did not eat a bajillion of them. You probably got 15 tops. You go to a pack of ant eaters and they'd chew your ass out:
Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? Do you have any fucking idea how easy this is? This is a fucking joke. And I'm sorry you can't do this, I really am because I wouldn't have to fucking sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up
Your ass did not eat a bajillion of them. You probably got 15 tops. You go to a pack of ant eaters and they'd chew your ass out:
nuh uh i ate way more ants than a stinky anteater. i'm the best at eating ants