• emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    if he gives them all powerful sedatives and they wake up in gimp suits chained to the basement wall, that's just the market working. eventually word will get around about the disappearances and customers will stop frequenting the establishment

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Their poor love child, Rand Rand, was orphaned and captured by child slavers.

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Their receipt has small print where in they agreed to binding arbitration that limits their compensation to the cost of the drink (should they prevail).

  • RION [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Ayn Rand Paul Ryan, the Ur-god of economic liberalism

  • Eldungeon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    The 3 Paul's walk into a bar,,,,,,, and split their heads open on it. Construction safety regulations were rolled back it seems..