Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] to The Dredge Tank • 2 months ago"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"imagemessage-square23 fedilinkarrow-up196
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minus-squareSodium_nitride@lemmygrad.mlhexbear11·2 months agoSpeedrunner levels of commitment lmao. linkfedilink
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]hexbear7·2 months agoIt's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times link
minus-squareAFineWayToDie [he/him]hexbear3·2 months agoIf you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted. link
Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.
It's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.