Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] to The Dredge Tank • 18 days ago"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"imagemessage-square23 fedilinkarrow-up196
arrow-up196image"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] to The Dredge Tank • 18 days agomessage-square23 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareSodium_nitride@lemmygrad.mlhexbear10·17 days agoSpeedrunner levels of commitment lmao. linkfedilink
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]hexbear6·17 days agoIt's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times link
minus-squareAFineWayToDie [he/him]hexbear3·17 days agoIf you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted. link
Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.
It's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.