are you questioning the journalistic integrity of keemstar and the DramaAlert network?
okay, so I had to know, so I did the math
let's say that "optimistically" (actually extremely pessimistic, but whatev), a menstruating person could become pregnant in a month, have an abortion, reset, and be possibly technically fertile the month after (so every 2 months, which again, is insane in the truest sense of the word but also technically possible)
88 abortions would require at least 196 months (88x2)
196 months is a little over 16 years, and it is common for menstruating people to cycle for 20-30ish years
so yes, I guess it is physically possible, it is just very very unlikely
It's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
It most likely would take longer because those abortions need to be late term abortions to piss off the fash even more.
I don't actually don't think so, also wild that Keem is posting 88 he should know better
I don't knoooow why did I pretend like I knew who keemstar is, ALL I knew is he got banned for some content AGES ago and pretended he wasn't the owner of his channel when it kept producing content (that he starred in)
Plot twist, they were all done individually over the course of a night because she was expecting octo-octuplets
She has a guillotine to cut off the head right as it's coming out. Too based.
At 88 you get the hitler skin and the fetus gets a tiny lil mustache
If this were true it would be commendable and deserve an award of some kind
Come on Jake, we fired you 5 months ago. Now hurry back to blockbuster or else your high school aged manager will be pissed you're late.
But I wanna smoke cigarettes with my friends, I miss these guys
