• ItalianMessiah [he/him]
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    14 hours ago

    Come on Jake, we fired you 5 months ago. Now hurry back to blockbuster or else your high school aged manager will be pissed you're late.

  • Barx [none/use name]
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    18 hours ago

    If this were true it would be commendable and deserve an award of some kind

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    24 hours ago

    Plot twist, they were all done individually over the course of a night because she was expecting octo-octuplets

    • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]
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      1 day ago

      okay, so I had to know, so I did the math

      let's say that "optimistically" (actually extremely pessimistic, but whatev), a menstruating person could become pregnant in a month, have an abortion, reset, and be possibly technically fertile the month after (so every 2 months, which again, is insane in the truest sense of the word but also technically possible)

      88 abortions would require at least 196 months (88x2)

      196 months is a little over 16 years, and it is common for menstruating people to cycle for 20-30ish years

      so yes, I guess it is physically possible, it is just very very unlikely

        • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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          14 hours ago

          It's difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times

        • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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          1 day ago

          I don't knoooow why did I pretend like I knew who keemstar is, ALL I knew is he got banned for some content AGES ago and pretended he wasn't the owner of his channel when it kept producing content (that he starred in)

  • buh [she/her]
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    1 day ago

    Interesting number from KKKeemSStar