• keepcarrot [she/her]
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    10 hours ago

    A surprisingly high number of people will sleep with or even get married to people without even knowing their politics. Idk what's up

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      8 hours ago

      fairly sure straight women would all die spinsters if they didn't ignore the potential politics of their partners

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
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        7 hours ago

        haha yeah

        I just find it bonkers that someone would get a few years into a marriage and find out that their husband believes that women shouldn't vote and kids are property. Like, what do people even talk about?

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]
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    13 hours ago

    The tagline I got right after reading this was:

    Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto hexbear dot net.

    Seems significant.

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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    13 hours ago

    Over our years of knowing each other, Layaway Man had waved the occasional red flag. We met in the lead-up to the 2016 election, and I knew he did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. He said something vaguely about probably voting for Gary Johnson, and I must have dissociated, because I kept seeing him. One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me. He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

    Lmao why am I reading this garbage. "This piece of shit I was sleeping with turned out to be a piece of shit."

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    13 hours ago

    But as incompatible as we were ideologically, we were very compatible chemistry-o-logically.**

    this person gets paid to write this shit

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      11 hours ago

      This is the liberal version of "I might be racist but my dick isnt"

  • Angel [any]
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    11 hours ago

    So much of this thread is in violation gunpointvolcel-judgegunpoint-alt

  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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    14 hours ago

    I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.

    1. Breaking covid isolation, during the height of the pandemic no less.

    2. Liberal with "history of hooking up with 'bad' men and narcissists."

    3. White woman+kamala supporter

    I'm disappointed but not surprised

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    15 hours ago

    If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies.

    PSL

    • RaisedFistJoker [she/her]
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      14 hours ago

      Vote to protect all bodies is a crazy thing to say from someone voting for a party responsible for creating 100,000s of corpses

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 hours ago

    I'm not going to read this, but my hope is that they discovered it when the guy shouted TRUMP in religious ecstasy as he busted, condomlessly.

    I estimate the ratio of bozos I've had sex with to bozos I've narrowly avoided having sex with is < 1

    #Prude

    • frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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      11 hours ago

      He shows her his YouTube channel and makes her watch a political-rant-in-car video while they're both completely naked in bed. Just so you know.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    12 hours ago

    I need a few good people for a dangerous :logout: :touch-grass: mission; raising the sexual standards of liberals, because *waving hands at this nonsense*

    I can't guarantee you will come home with your sanity intact. We will be infiltrating deep behind the dating lines with limited Hexbear contact to avoid triggering BlueMAGA alarms.

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      12 hours ago

      honestly this is exactly what liberals deserve shrug-outta-hecks

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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        10 hours ago

        You're not wrong, but I don't want to hand RedMAGA a win by default. Give 'em a taste of 'Better Sex Under Socialism' and leave 'em with frustration over the status quo.

  • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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    16 hours ago
    1. imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made... lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??

    2. look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I'm not even judging that element of it, that's a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      15 hours ago

      This is adding weight to the "humiliation fetish" theory.

      It was very weird that every single annoying democrat somehow happened to have the same fetish this summer not sure what that was about.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    16 hours ago

    The entire article is basically massive self own after massive self own. Seriously just read it. Capital L liberal nonsense.