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Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

I'd rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

I don't like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn't an option I'd have a gay little pencil mustache.

https://pekesafety.com/blogs/news/a-respirator-that-works-with-beards

Peke safely stays winning

Gasmasks are the reason shitler adopted his toothbrush moustache, thusly ruining it generations to come

Solution: wear a spacesuit

https://document.wikireading.ru/hFtWPSQLTA

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

A chart of the 35 genders

Walrus is what haters who can't grow one call the Selleck.

Villain

Oh I'm SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.