Somehow I don't think Hexbear is taking this election seriously
Hexbear failed to consider that this is the most important election in history!
I think a screeching owl that's pissing and shitting everywhere would finally bring the White House the decorum and dignity it deserves.
I called Trump as the winner about a month ago. I've called every winner since Bush 2 and have never been wrong, like some kind of weird oracle or some shit.
I feel like I've gone on a hero's journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.
It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.
I called Trump winning in December
Bring on the rate cuts and market crash.
