As i was saying the other day,

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    4 days ago

    Alright, look at me, deer comrade. Look. at. me.

    ["NY Rush" starts playing out of nowhere]

    So you do not seem to understand the implications of what I have written: somehow the parse tree that you have subconsciously drawn in your mind is completely different from the interpretation that I intended when I typed those 26 words. So I will now clarify exactly what I am trying to say: I would feign — that is, I would completely and utterly fabricate — an overtly enthusiastic support for the actually revolting American imperialist project that is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if, and only if, doing so would mean that I would attract the attention of a set of anthropomorphized communist hyenas. Emphasis on communist, however: I would decidedly not engage in such behavior if doing so would attract the attention of anthropomorphized hyenas based on famous neoliberal ghouls.

    Regardless, I am attempting to imply that I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten.

    By furries.

    Sexual style.

    Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours. But again, only if the hyenas are communist. Only then.

    • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
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      4 days ago

      Mix of catgirl-huh and waow-based in my brain rn

      Learn Lojban so you can state your vore-affinity in unambiguous terms :3

      We got one valid parse tree for any sentence and explicitly first-order-logic-based connectives

      Watch out for those paradoxes of material implication though lol

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        4 days ago

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        • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
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          4 days ago

          Idk either tbh, I got moderating on my mind more than usual cuz of current site events™

          We moderate hornyposting by vibes alone and it's always been hard for me to tell where the line is on border-line, bit or not bit?, examples

          I guess if it's not bothering anyone thennnn lol

          Actually I guess this is pretty explicit lol

          Edit:

          Just outing myself as an anti-fun snitch rn xwx

          Fr though, idk, I have seen people say shit like this makes them uncomfortable and I get it

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  • ScreamoBMO [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    First HillarysMilkies, now this. Where was the JoeBrandonsGiantHogPosting when we needed it?

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    I didn’t have any regrets when I decided to get permabanned on purpose by saying that Elon should neck himself the day after the election