Edit: this situation has now been resolved, according to anonymous sources... only vigorous self-crit and two fights.

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        11 days ago

        Don't you love farce?
        My fault, I fear.
        I thought that you'd want what I want.
        Sorry, my dear.
        But where are the tanks?
        Quick, send in the tanks!
        Don't bother, they're here...