Ah yes, dying horribly in a never ending fascist war machine is so much preferable to orgies!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    8 days ago

    They all think they'd be a Space Marine

    They never think they'd be the scutman who dies because the planetary governor accidentally launched a viral bomb into their house

    • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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      8 days ago

      We're in 401320 motherfucker, you are a servo skull. You live on Mars. You are a peasant. You need to give your techpriest the fucking sector scans.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      8 days ago

      Imperial population is likely several trillion at the low end

      Space Marine population is nominally one million, in reality probably far less

      Not that chuds have ever been good at math.

      • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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        8 days ago

        James workshop is also very bad at scale in their own universe though. You'll have 100 year full scale wars over entire systems and the lore will say some shit like "3 million casualties of IG over the course of the war"; like that's probably not even in the top 10 casualties list of imperial Chinese rebellions.

        Worse is their space marine treatment, where apparently a million known space marines is enough to serve as shock troops over the entirety of their holdings in the galaxy.

        Rule of cool and all, but every time I see a 40k novel mention numbers I have to add two zeros to the end for it to actually make sense given the quadrillions of imperials and the other quadrillions of their enemies.

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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          8 days ago

          That is exactly why in Fantasy, they say "There are exactly as many Elves as the story needs".

          (Even that doesn't justify though, the elves apparently being in such a population crisis that the death of even one elf is enough to be considered a tragedy for the race, yet hundreds of elves regularly die in battle, and every year, the Dark Elves celebrate Murder Christmas.)

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          8 days ago

          100% in general, famously the leman russ tank has a comically small amount of armor. But when it comes to space marines specifically, imo part of the point is that the symbol of the Imperium's strength is spread too thin and is completely lacking, which is part of why the Imperium has been in a constant spiraling decline for over ten thousand years. I'll admit this take makes a bit less sense since they started advancing the timeline.

      • Saeculum [he/him, comrade/them]
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        8 days ago

        Imperial population is likely several trillion at the low end

        Earth/Terra alone is supposed to have a few quadrillion.

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          8 days ago

          Umm, uhhh, Terra isn't a recruiting world for any chapters so it doesn't count doggirl-sweat

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      8 days ago

      Who even WOULD they be in the Imperium? They're not strong enough to be Space Marines or Imperial Guard, or even Inquisition, not smart enough to be Mechanicus, not disciplined enough to be Administratum or in a Forge World, not charismatic enough to be in a Pleasure World, and they would almost certainly not be Psykers, so they couldn't even be fed to the Golden Throne.

      Where does that leave them? Cannon fodder? Human test subjects?

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        8 days ago

        Most people are at the bottom of the hierarchy. Even the Imperial Guard are among the top-tier forces of the Imperium. They have better equipment and training than PDFs (planetary defense force) or the private mercenary armies of whatever rich fuck. And being in the Guard still sucks.

        The lower castes within the Imperium have few (if any) rights. Some are slaves doing horrific labor in even worse conditions. Some are turned into servitors, performing the tasks of AI and computers without being AI. Some are harvested for organs or experimented on. Some are straight-up killed by the wealthy for sport. And this doesn't even get into what kinds of things are done to humans by various aliens and chaos worshippers.

        It is the cruelest and bloodiest regime imaginable. An eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

      • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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        8 days ago

        servitors,but that would imply they were cool enough to do a crime though, so maybe not. what are those skull bots flying around? probably one of those

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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          8 days ago

          Being in the lower tier of a hive city still requires you to be a badass though. They are what Nextdoor boomers think big cities are like, but on steroids.

          • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
            hexagon
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            8 days ago

            Eh, you could be some malnourished drug lab prole working for a gang of roided up future guard recruits. Or a scrap harvester living in an abandoned sewer drain.