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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Well when you join, you don’t have to know anything. PSL often recruits cadre from street actions with no previous history with Marxist thought. During the candidacy process, the party lines are described, and those candidates discuss them and are given further clarification by senior party members. By finishing your candidacy process and choosing to continue on to be a full voting member, you are agreeing that you understand the party lines, why they are what they are, and that in order to build a movement, Party members must agree on them.

    I've never worked with PSL, so I don't have experience with this. I'll definitely have to look for an organization in my area, as I'm curious to see this in action.

    Do you think the PSL wasn’t involved in the BLM movements? Again, the vanguard is not there to lead and direct the movement. The vanguard only becomes involved with State power if the people elevates them to that role. The PSL supports and operates WITHIN people’s movements, its goal is not to co-opt them.

    I don't doubt PSL members organized and operated during the BLM protests. But I don't see BLM organized under ML principles.

    • PhaseFour [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I don’t doubt PSL members organized and operated during the BLM protests. But I don’t see BLM organized under ML principles.

      BLM is a slogan and a movement. It is not an organization nor a party. It is not organized by any principle. There are ML parties and other DemSoc organizations working within the movement. There are also Liberals, Anarchists, Right Libertarians, etc.

      It is really frustrating to see you argue against Democratic Centralism while have absolutely no clue how it works.

      @cpfhornet just described the most basic component of Democratic Centralism: a candidacy period, education on party line, commitment to party line following candidacy. Your response was "I don’t have experience with this."

      It is okay to lack experience. But dismissing Democratic Centralism after playing Secret Hitler is very weird tho

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        It is okay to lack experience. But dismissing Democratic Centralism after playing Secret Hitler is very weird tho

        It's a reference point I had that I assumed other people may have also experienced, as it was a fairly popular board game back in college.