https://twitter.com/LeftistsF/status/1316484285461934080 a lot of people seem to be enjoying it though

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I hate myself for always trying to rationalize the arguments of the irrational, but this take has to come from the idea that there will be even more "death panels" existing under a single-payer healthcare plan, over the current, insurance refusing to cover even the most basic, live saving things?? ugh why do i do this

      • wantonviolins [they/them]M
        ·
        4 years ago

        It’s literally just “giving underprivileged communities access to birth control is genocide”. That’s the whole take. I hear it repeatedly from those types. They’re unhinged.

        • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          this is why i need to stop trying to rationalize anything, cause it's always way worse than I think lol

  • buh [she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Vacationing in Iran to enjoy the beautiful seaside scenery and their famous seafood

    • tg4414 [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I'm imagining the most white bread stereotypical Boston dude talking about Islam. "I fawkin love the Ayatollah man! Gonna grab some Dunkin' before praying. Mahshallah, go Sawks!"

      • tg4414 [he/him]
        ·
        edit-2
        4 years ago

        Grab a lahge halal clam chowdah befohre heading to mosque in Hahvhad Yahd. Pray to Allah for a Bruins win. Fawkin love Bahston baby. Mahshallah.

        • tg4414 [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Fawkin Rahmahdan happening soon thank fuck Dunkin' is open 24/7 gotta break my fast with a lahge crullah and a cohfee

  • GrouchoMarxist [comrade/them,use name]
    ·
    edit-2
    4 years ago

    Its not like I made these plans, I just roughly sketched what they look like from memory since I cant directly show the source without putting myself in danger.

    Either this is an incredible bit, or someone who needs to log off forever and cleanse themselves of brainworms

  • cum_drinker69 [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I like that Bernie is giving away his home state to Iran, that's very generous of him.

  • tg4414 [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Brb moving to the Islamic Republic of New England

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    It's just unhinged enough to be real, but on the other hand it's a brilliant caricature of khive so whose to really say? Probably someone even more irony poisoned than me will know

  • p_sharikov [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I hate how prominent Conspiracy Theorists are online these days. Like, Guys, focus on fighting the fucking axis, do you have brain worms? God, im glad I found a group who actually thinks about these things instead of spreading conspiracy theories. Thanks Justin.

    This is definitely a bit, but a very good one.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      Yeah, after I looked at more of their tweet history I am siding with this having to be a bit. But it is a very good one and seems a ton of people, me included fell for it at first which is truly the best bits imo lol