Oh shit, the leftists are here, everyone, fall back!
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Ahem. Of course we agree with your criticisms of Kamala, she's a deeply flawed candidate, but we're just holding our nose and voting for her only because Trump is so bad.
OK, I think they're gone now, everybody relax, we can come back out and go back to talking about how wonderful she is.
Kamala Harris is like Princess Leia and blaming her for Gaza is analogous to blaming Leia for Alderaan (1100 upvotes)
For this analogy to be even remotely accurate, Israel would have had to have shot down Air Force One and taken Kamala hostage. Even then it doesn't work because she's not Palestinian. Far closer to say Rashida Tlaib, or even Yahya Sinwar.
All Darth Vader did was help Palpatine build the Death Star, and it was Tarkin who actually gave the order. Do these anti-Vader people even understand what his role is as Sith Lord?
These single-issue voters who refuse to vote for Vader just because of the Aderaan issue are just helping Palpatine. Why does everyone suddenly care so much about Alderaan anyway?
I think Kamala Harris would be an objectively great president (1000 upvotes)
Kamala Harris is like Princess Leia and blaming her for Gaza is analogous to blaming Leia for Alderaan (1100 upvotes)
Kamala Harris is a "former prosecutor with a spotless record" (1200 upvotes)
Oh shit, the leftists are here, everyone, fall back!
Ahem. Of course we agree with your criticisms of Kamala, she's a deeply flawed candidate, but we're just holding our nose and voting for her only because Trump is so bad.
OK, I think they're gone now, everybody relax, we can come back out and go back to talking about how wonderful she is.
For this analogy to be even remotely accurate, Israel would have had to have shot down Air Force One and taken Kamala hostage. Even then it doesn't work because she's not Palestinian. Far closer to say Rashida Tlaib, or even Yahya Sinwar.
I came up with a pretty good one I think
New tagline?