Absolutely not

no

if you were a beanis, though....

Depends on whether or not you give me jalapeño flavored sunflower seeds

I don't ask for much

Lmao a priori fallacy presuming I luv you in the first place

Yes!

if u turned in to a worm would u eat urself?

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Only if you lived in RFK Jr.'s brain.

i read this in the voice of Amy Winehouse

The owl part is secondary to the pee-pee and the poo-poo really