you should hook him up with me I can get him 30% returns GUARANTEED

Me, watching my credit and bank account because the S&P 500 has only made a measly 24% this year.

Those are optimistic returns. My superannuation averages 18 to 20% over the last 15 years and is considered very good

Gambling... but in a way that lets you think you're not so much of a sucker?

LOL what a dumbass. He should obviously also invest in your stock picking algorithm then you can take that money and run

I mean, outpace even the highest inflation we've ever seen, but realistically, they're going to make half of that credit card rate.