Why do they need THREE THOUSAND Zamboni drivers wowee

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]M
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    10 days ago

    speaking of Elmhurst got this note outside my Elmhurst residence. probably unrelated. interesting that two things are happening in Elmhurst at once clueless

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  • newmou [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    …nothin man don’t fuckin worry about it. Just keep walkin.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    the ice out front of that Frank Lloyd Wright house best be fucking pristine

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 days ago

    The ice needs care, we must care for the ice, the ice knows all. All polishing for the ice. The ice must never be neglected. Elmhurst is home for the ice. The ice must be eternal.

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    They turned O'Hare into the worlds biggest ice skating rink

  • iie [they/them, he/him]
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    10 days ago

    It's actually one huge Zamboni, like the big clothes iron from Fooly Cooly.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      9 days ago

      It's like that stupid nazi giga-tank ¿Gustav? that needed two railways to move

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    That's at least one zamboni/zamboni driver for every 15 people according to Elmhurst's population data.

  • mbt2402 [none/use name]
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    9 days ago

    any chatters live in a place where they can commute by ice skates? if so how does it feel to toe loop dab on the haters

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    9 days ago

    Mr. Freeze is getting ready to start some serious shit, but all the bazinga comic book villain gadgets he bought are useless