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  • kilternkafuffle [any]
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    4 years ago

    Daycare $37k

    Preschool $26k

    Massachusetts has one of the/the most expensive childcare systems, and the average payment is $35k for TWO children. These guys paying double for two different aged kids are getting ripped off.

    Baby and toddler items (crib, stroller, playpen, diapers) - $2.4k

    So these two children are simultaneously newborns who both need new cribs, strollers, and playpens, but they're at daycare 11 hours of the day, and in preschool for 9 hours? Hmmm.

    I just had a baby - spent maybe $1,000 on cribs/strollers/playpens/etc., without getting the cheapest things (and overspending because some stuff didn't end up being used). All this stuff you can reuse for the next child - it's a one time expense.

    Diapers you can easily drop over $100 a month on, though you can save with cloth diapers. Baby food is actually quite cheap - they only need a tiny amount. (Unless you buy overpriced overmarketed shit.) Formula might run you another $100 a month (if you need it, while you need it) - but that's it for an ongoing budget for baby items and baby food. And these costs shrink to 0 after they get potty trained and eat adult food.

    529 plan $18k

    So they're essentially setting aside $400k for two kids' education - their kids will have zero student loans at the most expensive college. And once their parents croak they get the life insurance payouts. Savings like that should really be in a different category - these people are accumulating capital, not living paycheck to paycheck.

    $1.6m house mortgage $7k

    That's another enormous capital investment. That house will likely be worth $4m in 30 years.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They just controlled for the lowest possible value in the "un-budgeted" category and acted like that's where the profits go.

    • Student [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      How do the insurance payouts work? They're paying $120 and $40 a month into those. Does that mean the kids get $2M when the parents die?

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        4 years ago

        Depends on the policy. The ones I've heard about pay out significantly more than a savings account would. The catch is you have to die for it to pay out AND the insurance company interviews you and makes a bet on how good a policy they'll give you depending on your typical demographic's life expectancy. I'm also sure if you fail to pay the monthly fee you might lose the benefits.