Hey all, sincerely hope you're well.
Many of our American posters are gathering together with family and friends today. They're likely to hear plenty of awful takes from their liberals. Unscratched, freshly scratched, or pre-scratched chuds alike, there are sure to be brainworms all around the table and openly airing their unhinged grievances. Please feel free to share their awful takes here. This thread is open for supporting one another, venting, laughing at bad family takes (both stale and bespoke).
This thread is intended to be a supportive space to bring the community together. Please be kind to one another. As always, discussion of struggle sessions or attempts to relitigate them will not be permitted.
Have fun and keep cozy! 
Solidarity to all comrades dealing with this today. I know nothing about thanksgiving outside movies and tried to make pumpkin pie once as a non-usaian, but hated it.
Sweet potato pie is in the same genre but better imo, if you ever feel like trying again for some reason
Actually a huge fan of pumpkin pie as a canuck. Have you tried pecan pie? Actually so good.
I have, pecan pie is so good.