Only the bit players in the elite have died from covid. Herman Cain, what the fuck ever, they let him fade like a dying flower. But not the big people.

Trump is the first completely unleashed propagandized chud president. W Bush got his orders from the VP, and every other president was either under control or had an ideology that mirrored being under control. Not fucking Trump, though. This military-worshipping, burger-quaffing, crazy cheeto of a man is addicted to Fox News and just follows whatever his inner sense of flag-salutin' tells him to do. He respects the troops.

Well, the Troops™ came to this fucker with a plan, an op, a trump card to turn the tables on the trade war he was losing with China. "Just drop this little virus we weaponized right in the middle of the country, let Chinese New Year spread it around, and block all travel from China. You'll get your advantage, Mr. president." And the military-sucking-off president believed them, and went through with a plan as asinine and typical as when the U.S. military wanted to nuke North Korea. Of course, it fucking backfires, because it's some general's biowarfare solution to an economic outmaneuvering.

So, the USA begins "accusing your enemies of that which you are guilty of", saying China made the virus. Remember that entire propaganda push, by the highest levels of USA government? So, Trump starts downplaying the virus, 'cause the asshole is like "oh, shit, I actually really fucked up, let's loot these people for all their worth in this crisis and not put any blame on me". They shut down the fucking virus protection plans because they were fucking paranoid they'd get found out.

And that's how Trump survived Covid-19. By giving it to all of us.

Copied from a comment I made because there's no content like this since Qanon has been pulling every conspiracy theorist into a den of reaction. Also, I think it's true.