Had an old boss that tried to convince us intelligent design was real and compared the human body to a car. "The car is a perfectly designed machine with each part working in sync with each other. It's incredibly efficient just like the human body."
The irony wasn't lost on me as my car was broken down and I had to take an uber or ride to work with another co worker because i couldnt afford to get it fixed because they didn't pay me enough, and my back was in pain from standing on my feet for 8 hours. But yeah, man cool
God wouldn't be a mechanical engineer, he'd be the designer who decided to put a bolt ½ inch behind a massive steelrod so I have no fucking way of actually tightening it. Because it's not a bolt but that thing that requires something on top of it to be properly fastened, but I forget the word for it.
edit: wait I mixed up mechanical engineer and machinist. Yeah god would be a mechanical engineer
Had an old boss that tried to convince us intelligent design was real and compared the human body to a car. "The car is a perfectly designed machine with each part working in sync with each other. It's incredibly efficient just like the human body."
The irony wasn't lost on me as my car was broken down and I had to take an uber or ride to work with another co worker because i couldnt afford to get it fixed because they didn't pay me enough, and my back was in pain from standing on my feet for 8 hours. But yeah, man cool
Trying to convince me God is real by saying he’s just like a mechanical engineer is not a good approach lol
Old Testament God seems like an Engineer, but not in the good ways.
OT God be like
God wouldn't be a mechanical engineer, he'd be the designer who decided to put a bolt ½ inch behind a massive steelrod so I have no fucking way of actually tightening it. Because it's not a bolt but that thing that requires something on top of it to be properly fastened, but I forget the word for it.
edit: wait I mixed up mechanical engineer and machinist. Yeah god would be a mechanical engineer