lmao why would you pick knees our knees suck. Probably because we started walking on two legs only a couple million years ago. Most knee injuries happen just from doing normal knee things like walking or running in a straight line. Bro who designs the mcl like that? Was God high?

If
A) God designed the human body
and if
B) Capitalism best aligns with human existence
then the human body is designed to meet the challenges of rigorous competition. But the human body seems to operate the best in a highly cooperative environment. A contradiction! So either A is false, B is false, or A and B are false.
(It’s been more than a decade since I took a class on rhetorical logic so I probably got the form wrong.)

It is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

Thank you Lord for giving me this body which at any moment could just spontaneously develop cancer, who wants to live and not die a horrible death anyway 🙏

God is clearly an American Urban planner. Who else who puts a waste disposal system in the middle of a recreational zone?

i don't think it was designed intentionally by some anthropomorphic creator but it's pretty good for a vessel that can operate in such a variety of earth's climates doing such a variety of different tasks without ever getting ready-made replacement parts. amazing self-healing capabilities for minor damage and wear, sure a lot of other animals might be tougher but humans are pretty good for such a versatile dex/int style build. we have more of a learning curve than other animals for operating this vessel i guess, but thats just because of our multipurpose brains. if there is a god he is clearly just a huge standing desk and squat toilet kind of guy, or he wants us to laze around and nap more instead of sitting straight up in chairs and standing all day.

These people think evolution says things were shaped chance. It's the opposite: evolution says things were shaped by necessity. That's the main misconception they have.

Had an old boss that tried to convince us intelligent design was real and compared the human body to a car. "The car is a perfectly designed machine with each part working in sync with each other. It's incredibly efficient just like the human body."

The irony wasn't lost on me as my car was broken down and I had to take an uber or ride to work with another co worker because i couldnt afford to get it fixed because they didn't pay me enough, and my back was in pain from standing on my feet for 8 hours. But yeah, man cool

God's an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.

I believe that God was real but then he came to earth and humans killed him; and its good that they killed him when they had the chance, he deserved it.

Why is there a garlic clove in my leg?

Why, because it's so prone to injuries?

My knees thoroughly disagree

Fun fact! All mammals have a nerve that starts off in the upper neck, goes down the neck, loops through an artery, and then goes back up. It doesn’t connect to anything on the way, it’s just the path it follows.

In giraffes, this means this nerve goes two meters out of its way. The reason it does this is because back when we had gills, it was a straight line.

As gills gave way for a heart and lungs, things got a bit tangled. But it’s always easier to make the nerve a little bit longer and keep it looping like that than to actually undo it, because with evolution every step has to be as good or better at surviving than the last.

God creating a spine with planned obsolescence

What is the "living god", that's some new lingo I ain't never heard before from fundies.