President Squid (???) 
Look at this guy doing SEO by adding tags in various languages at the end of his post. Rightwingers are such ardent believers in the powers of Posting: just imagine some Brazilian guy setting up a bot farm to post anti-Lula screeds aimed at foreigners in the review sections of random bottom-of-the-barrel AliExpress products
Why has the left allowed for the formation of such a posting gap? We should be blanketing every available surface from Google business reviews for local pet shops to Tinder dick pics with communist propaganda
We don't have so much money.
Idk but it sounds like a good bit